How to play your new boyfriend on guitar

Intro G Bm Em Cm G Bm Em C Cm

Verse 1:

G Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be Bm When I was a kid on VoIP Em C I thought when I get older, I'd marry her Cm I told her G But now I'm 26 and I work in an office Bm 9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest Em C If I could change a single thing Cm I'd make it me and not him

C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G Bm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him G Bm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick A7 A7 Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

Verse 2:

G And, yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared) Bm The one who took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Bm Push against his fashion sense Em C I've thought about what he looks like nude Cm A I'm not gay, though G Bm 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G Bm 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen

Verse 3:

G How on Earth could I be saved? Bm When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm A little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene Bm The one I made when I was 23 Em C Cm A It means I'm not allowed in Disney World

C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G Bm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him G Bm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick A7 A7 Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole G Bm I think about you every day (Every day) Em Cm So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) G Bm I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Em Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) G 'Cause you're beauty Bm And you're grace (You're grace) Em Cm Your telephone calls are my favourite place G Bm And I want you to notice me Em Cm With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo) G Bm I want you to care Em Cm I want to smell your hair
( G Bm Em C Cm G )

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Tone: [E]

Capo: 3

Fingerpicking/Strumming pattern: Strumming

Intro

[E] [E7] [A] [Am]

Verse

[E]Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When [G#]I was a kid on VOIP

I [C#m]thought when I get older

I'd [A]marry her, I [Am]told her

[E]Now I'm 26 and I work in an office

[G#]9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest

[C#m] If I could change a single thing

[A] I'd make it [Am]me and not him[F#m11]him

Chorus

But [A]he's in your bed, [Am]I'm in your Twitch Chat[E]Chat

[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]doormat

And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills

That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills

[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him,

Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]oh-oh

[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]arsehole

N.C.

Woo!

Interlude

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

Verse

[E]Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared

The [G#]one that took you away from me

[C#m] You hit it off instantly

I [A]know, cause you won't stop [Am]telling me

I've [E]seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles

[G#]Push against his fashion sense

I've [C#m]thought about what he looks like nude

[A] (I'm not gay though)[Am]though)

Interlude

[E]

Bridge

Cause [E]she's living the dream[G#]dream

Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream

From [A]back when we were [Am]seventeen

[E]She's living the dream[G#]dream

Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream

From [A]back when we were [Am]seventeen

[E]How on earth can I be saved?

N.C.

When I'm one click away from insane

[C#m] I just think that I deserve

A [A]little bit of what [Am]I earned

I'm [E]not gonna make another scene

the [G#]one I made when I was 23

Means I'm [C#m]not allowed in Disney World [A] [Am] [F#m11]

Chorus

But [A]he's in your bed and [Am]I'm in your Twitch Chat[E]Chat

[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]doormat

'Cause [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills

That [E]doesn't mean I can't pay [E7]the bills

[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him,

Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]oh-oh

[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an a[F#m]arsehole

Interlude

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

Outro

I [E]think about you everyday[G#]everyday

So [C#m]how on earth can I be[A]be save[Am]saved

I [E]think about him a lot as[G#]as well

[C#m]Maybe if he wasn't fine as[A]as hell[Am]hell

Cause you're [E]beauty

And you[G#]you're grace

Your t[C#m]telephone calls are my[A]my favorite [Am]place

[E] I want you to [G#]notice me

[C#m] With no restraining [A]order [Am]please (Jason De[E]Derulo!)

I want you to [G#]care

[C#m] I want to smell your[A]your hair[Am]hair

[E]